You Know You Are Ready To Have A Baby When.......

-You get in the car and have to slide the seat back because your belly is touching the steering wheel.
-As you walk by the handicap parking signs you double check to make sure that they don't have expectant mother's on them.
-You can't make it through the grocery store or church without a bathroom break.
-You have to wake up to roll over during the night.
-People start asking you if you can waddle a little faster.
-You drop something you stop and think about if it is worth bending over to pick up.
-You sit and everything else sits on top of each other. (B)
-Your belly button is so stretched to the max that it doesn't even poke out.
-The baby stretches you can feel it in your back, your ribs, and your hip bones.
-An hour after you wake up feeling refreshed you feel exhausted again.
-The phone starts to ring but the answering machine picks up before you do.